SINGING TELEGRAMS! Are you tired of the
same old gift ideas? Ties? Shirts? etc ... ? Send the gift of a lifetime, something that
your recipient will never forget! A SINGING TELEGRAM!
We have songs fitting for any occasion imaginable
and the
characters to go along with it! Our messengers arrive in the costume of your choice, they
do a comedy
routine pertaining to their character, sing a song fitting for the occasion
and deliver a beautiful balloon arrangement.
Some of the Singing Telegram
Characters Include:
1. BABY - Looking for his Mother
2. BAG LADY - Ma McGrady rummages around
in her many bags to find a gift that will bring a year of Good luck!
3. BARBERSHOP SONG & SATIRE - takes a
couple down. Memory Lane with many old fashioned melodies.
4. BRIDE - All dressed up looking for a
Groom!
5. BELLYDANCER - does
an authentic Mid-Eastern Bellydance routine.
6. CHEERLEADER - turns any party into a
pep rally.
7. CHICKEN -
does an impeccable performance of chicken jokes. Also teaches everyone the chicken dance.
8. CHRISTMAS TREE - gives comments on the
Christmas holiday from a tree's point of view.
9. CLOWN -
does a mini-magic show.
10. COWBOY - tells tales of the old West.
11. CUPID - lets you know when you're
supposed to be in love!
12. DOCTOR - conducts a mock physical.
13. DINOSAUR - lonely looking for a
friend who has been around as long as he has.
14. DRILL SERGEANT - perfect for anyone
who has ever been in the military or will be going, our D.I. shows them how to take
orders.
15. ELF - this Santa's helper makes sure
that your Christmas wish list is accurate & complete.
16. E.T. - stops by on his way
"Home" to make a friend.
17. FATHER TIME
- stops by to see how the recipient has been effected by getting older.
18. FRENCH MAID - looking for an employer
who might appreciate what she has to offer
19. FROG - takes you back to the days of
fairytales
20. GENIE - will grant three wishes a few
they didn't even know they wanted!
21. GORILLA - a hairy beast or tamed in a
tuxedo looking for his mail order bride.
22. GRIM REAPER - arrives to see if the
recipient is ready for retirement to the great beyond.
23. GROUCHO - makes wisecracks and has an
opinion on everything!
24. JEWISH GRANDMOTHER - Grandma Estelle
is a very picky person who checks to see if your taking care of
yourself and makes you feel guilty for not calling her.
25. LEPRECHAUN - brings the luck of the
Irish.
26. MAE ZEST - our version of Mae West,
only spicier.
27. MR. WONDERFUL - macho guy who wears
tennis shoes his tuxedo so the women don't hurt themselves when they fall at his feet.
28.NERD Elroy is doing
research to find a
girl
29. NUN Attilla the Nun is the teacher
that they'll never forget if they went to a
Catholic school
30. NURSE - gives him
a pretend physical and raises his blood pressure
31. OTHER WOMAN - a
sexy ex-girlfriend or one that is obviously pregnant - but whenever she shows up it's
trouble & he has some explaining to do.
32. PLAYBOY BUNNY -
the perfect pet for the Playboy
33. PRIEST - to bestow
blessings on the occasion.
34. POLICE ARREST -
consists of pre-determined and sometimes ridiculous charges. Recipient is frisked,
handcuffed and read his rights.
35. SANTA CLAUS -
brings holiday cheer and does his own rendition of the Night Before Christmas.
36. MRS. SANTA CLAUS -
tells what it's like living at the North Pole with reindeer and elves and being married to
Santa Claus.
37. SCROOGE - the
ultimate party crasher learns the true meaning of Christmas before he leaves you.
38. TEDDY BEAR - a big
cuddly bear who tells tall tales.
39. UNDERTAKER -
Eugene the Undertaker tries to sell you one of his many memorial services.
40. VALENTINE - a
walking, talking Valentine's Day card.
41. WONDER WOMAN -
brings her rope of truth and uses it to see if the recipient is man enough to return with
her to the Isle of Women.
42. X-LARGE BELLYDANCER -
Twice as much fun as the regular Mid-Eastern bellydancer, and twice as heavy.
43. ZORRO -
swashbuckling hero is the answer to any girls fantasy as he gallops in on his stick horse
with his sword in hand and doesn't leave without his trademark romantic kiss.
"NOTE: All singing telegram characters bring
a bouquet of
balloons or other gift item as well as a gift card or parchment
scroll with the words to the performed song and a personal message
from the sender.
PHONE GRAMS-
Can be done anywhere in the world
A professional singer will contact your
recipient via telephone, they perform a song fitting for the occasion
and deliver a personal message from you. We then mail them a copy of
the song and the personal message typed on a parchment scroll as a
keepsake. GREAT FOR LAST MINUTE, SAME DAY ORDERS!
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